Josh: Are you okay? I'm going to say that every time you cough unless I can fix it.
M: Oh yeah, get the mucus out my chest *insert epiphany* Mucinex!
J: Yeah I wish I had a vacuum to suck all that out.
M: You know, I wish I had a vacuum for when my period comes so I can get it over with.
J: That's reaso-- are those pillows? Those ARE fucking pilliows.
Josh, if you’re reading this…I’m not ignoring you. I lost my phone somewhere in my room and I’m too lazy to get it. That is all. Oh and THANK YOU.